Dear Listing Agent,
Is your strategy to make potential buyers play a real-life escape room just to get inside a house? Because if so, bravo! I’ve mastered the art of staring longingly through windows like a Victorian orphan. Front door code? More like “code of silence.” QR code? Apparently, it’s code for “just kidding.” And customer service? Let’s just say I’ve aged approximately 20 minutes per minute on hold. Finally, a text arrives three hours later, which is perfect timing, as I was just about to start building a lean-to in the front yard. Perhaps next time, consider a carrier pigeon with the entry instructions. It might be faster.
